Desert Island Disks
Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram
The Desert Island Disks are having a party and everyone is wearing party hats.
Floppy Disk: This year is the Sega Genesis’ 25th birthday.
Sega Genesis Cartridge: This is a great party, thank you so much for this.
Floppy Disk: There’s still one more surprise, close your eyes.
Sega Genesis Cartridge: Ok.
Sega Genesis Cartridge puts his hands over his eyes.
Floppy Disk: You can now open your eyes.
Sega Genesis Cartridge opens his eyes.
Floppy Disk: Ta-da!
Sega Genesis Cartridge: Oh dear god…
The scene shows LS-120 playing the drums, whilst singing as Phil Collins from the band Genesis.
LS-120: I can’t dance, I can’t talk. Only thing about me is the way I walk.
Floppy Disk: I actually prefer his solo work.
Sega Genesis Cartridge: I hate you guys.