Biff and Dave

Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram

Biff and Dave are watching a presentation.

Speaker: Fellow executives, it gives me great pleasure to introduce you to the future of law enforcement…ED-209…running on an optimised version of Windows Vista.

Dave: Oh god, I don’t like the sound of this.

ED-209 looks at Biff and Dave.

ED-209: Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.

Dave looks incredibly worried by the situation but Biff looks very composed.

Dave: Biff, what are we going to do? We’re doomed!

Biff: Don’t worry we’re safe, it’s running Windows Vista…there you go.

Suddenly a Windows Vista alert box pops up asking for permission to proceed with ED-209’s instructions, effectively saving everyone in the process.