Biff and Dave
Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram
Biff is in the middle of a meeting with the local water company.
Biff: Why has our water bill gone up substantially again?
Water Company Employee: It’s due to the global rise in fuel prices sir.
The Water Company Employee is now becoming more nervous with his own answers.
Water Company Employee: Erm…I mean the strength of the pound sterling.
Biff is looking more angry.
Biff: What strength?
Water Company Employee: Erm…
Biff: This is ridiculous. I demand a confrontation with whoever is responsible!
Water Company Employee: Certainly sir…
The scene changes to resemble a background from the Mortal Kombat computer game series. Biff and Dave stand on one side, whilst the combatant Rain stands immediately opposite in a fighting pose.
Dave: Oh Biff. You never told me that Rain from Mortal Kombat was behind all this.