Biff and Dave

Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram

Biff is conducting a job interview with Leoric from Visionaries.

Biff: So Mr Leoric what skills would you bring to the company?

Leoric: I have many talents. I’m a curative microblogger…

Biff ponders to himself.

Biff: Hmm, probably means he has a blog somewhere.

Leoric: …I’m a marketing strategist…

Biff ponders to himself.

Biff: That obviously means he doesn’t know the web.

Leoric: …I’m socially media aware…

Biff ponders to himself.

Biff: In other words he has a Twitter account.

Leoric: …I’m consumer electronically connected…

Biff ponders to himself.

Biff: What the hell does that mean?

Leoric: …I’m an HTML5 guru and I’m a digital visionary.

Biff: I’m afraid you’re not what we’re looking for.

Leoric: What, no way!

Biff: Sorry I thought a ‘visionary’ would have envisaged that outcome.

Leoric: Like I said, I have many talents.

The totem on Leoric’s chest begins the process of turning him into a lion.

Biff: Whoops, time to leave!