Biff and Dave

Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram

Biff and Dave are flying a British plane home as they return from an important mission.

Dave: Shall I release those cluster bombs now Biff?

Biff: Good lord no. Us Brits are part of the Convention on Cluster Munitions. Dropping cluster bombs is now illegal. We can’t be seen to be doing that.

Biff and Dave continue to fly in silence, before it’s broken by a passenger at the back of the plane.

Worm: As an alternative shall I dispose of these old bananas instead then Biff?

Biff: Erm…yeah go ahead. I don’t see any harm in that!

The passenger reveals himself to the reader as one of the characters from the Worms video game franchise. During the video game’s combat mode players can use banana bombs, which act like cluster bombs.