Biff and Dave

Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram

Biff and Dave are both working in front of their laptops before Dave breaks the silence.

Dave: Man this new operating system from Microsoft is so intuitive.

Dave: I’m a PC and Windows 7 was my idea.

Biff reacts angrily

Biff: No it wasn’t! Stop pandering to those ridiculous adverts!

The room falls silent again, before Biff suddenly gets impatient with his computer

Biff: Man, why does it take so long to unzip a file these days?

Dave: What operating system are you using?

Biff: Vista.

Dave can barely contain his smugness

Dave: Oh that was definitely not my idea!