Biff and Dave
Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram
Biff and Dave are working on their laptops when Biff breaks the silence.
Dave: What’s wrong Biff?
Biff: I’m trying to set a new password but it says it’s not strong enough.
Dave: What did you type?
Biff: I wrote the entire script for Star Wars Episode One.
Dave: Well that figures. Have you tried Manchester United’s midfield?
Biff: It’s too weak.
Dave: What about the PS4 game Knack?
Biff: It’s not liking it.
Dave: What about the British Labour Party?
Biff: It’s not strong enough.
Dave: Ok let’s keep it really simple. Have you tried your socks?
Biff: Ok that’s strong enough.