Desert Island Disks

Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram

Floppy Disk is sitting in a hammock with headphones on. UMD then walks past, whilst making whirring noises.

Floppy Disk: Wow you’re a noisy thing. Who are you?

UMD: I’m a UMD for the PSP.

Floppy Disk: What does UMD stand for?

UMD: Universal Media Disc.

Floppy Disk: Universal? But you said you only work on the PSP?

UMD: Actually I run on the PSP-1000, PSP-2000, PSP-3000 and the PSP-E1000.

Suddenly GD-ROM walks past.

GD-ROM: Wow, what’s a UMD doing here? Haven’t you heard?

UMD: Heard what?

GD-ROM: The VITA is still struggling. That means UMD’s are still being sold.

UMD: Really? Great. I’m off. See you suckers!

UMD decides to run off.

GD-ROM: What a rude optical disc.

Floppy Disk: Don’t worry, his time will come.