Biff and Dave
Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram
An event organiser is on stage talking in front of an audience during a web conference.
Event organiser: …to tweet, please use the hashtag #notanotherbloddywebconference
Biff and Dave are sweating in the Green Room.
Biff: We’re on next, but I’m having second thoughts.
Dave: We need an excuse to get out of this.
Biff and Dave find one of the event organiser’s.
Biff: Hi…erm…I’m afraid we won’t be able to present our talk.
Event organiser: Why?
Dave: …our dog ate it.
Both the event organiser and Biff look at Dave in bemusement as to how two dogs could possibly have another dog as a pet. Before Biff chimes in with an equally silly response.
Biff: …we have a dog?
Suddenly a technician enters the conversation to announce some bad news.
Technician: Bad news everyone, the Wi-Fi has gone down. I’m afraid this means you won’t be able to do your cloud presentation.
Both Biff and Dave look visibly excited.
Dave: You can always rely on a dodgy conference Wi-Fi.