Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram
HTML5 Clive is about to undergo an operation under the hands of Sarah Connor from the film Terminator 2.
HTML5 Clive: Open the port cover to access the HTML5 spec and pull out the
HTML5 Clive is now temporarily disabled. After removing the
<hgroup> tag from him, Sarah Connor decides that it’s probably best to destroy the tag with a hammer. Before she can do so her son, John Connor, makes an appearance.
John Connor: No! You can’t destroy
Sarah Connor: You don’t know what it’s like to try and spec one of these things, now move!
John Connor: Listen Mum people are struggling to understand how to implement it correctly, just give them time.
Sarah Connor: This is precisely why we need proper scientific research to be done first before we can even think of ratifying it.
John Connor: What, you mean we did that with
Sarah Connor takes a moment to think about that last comment.
Sarah Connor: Ok stick it back in then.