Desert Island Disks

Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram

The Desert Island Disks are having a party and everyone is wearing party hats.

Floppy Disk: This year is the Sega Genesis’ 25th birthday.

Sega Genesis Cartridge: This is a great party, thank you so much for this.

Floppy Disk: There’s still one more surprise, close your eyes.

Sega Genesis Cartridge: Ok.

Sega Genesis Cartridge puts his hands over his eyes.

Floppy Disk: You can now open your eyes.

Sega Genesis Cartridge opens his eyes.

Floppy Disk: Ta-da!

Sega Genesis Cartridge: Oh dear god…

The scene shows LS-120 playing the drums, whilst singing as Phil Collins from the band Genesis.

LS-120: I can’t dance, I can’t talk. Only thing about me is the way I walk.

GD-ROM: Beautiful.

Floppy Disk: I actually prefer his solo work.

Sega Genesis Cartridge: I hate you guys.