Desert Island Disks
Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram
Floppy Disk is sitting in a hammock with headphones on. UMD then walks past, whilst making whirring noises.
Floppy Disk: Wow you’re a noisy thing. Who are you?
UMD: I’m a UMD for the PSP.
Floppy Disk: What does UMD stand for?
UMD: Universal Media Disc.
Floppy Disk: Universal? But you said you only work on the PSP?
UMD: Actually I run on the PSP-1000, PSP-2000, PSP-3000 and the PSP-E1000.
Suddenly GD-ROM walks past.
GD-ROM: Wow, what’s a UMD doing here? Haven’t you heard?
UMD: Heard what?
GD-ROM: The VITA is still struggling. That means UMD’s are still being sold.
UMD: Really? Great. I’m off. See you suckers!
UMD decides to run off.
GD-ROM: What a rude optical disc.
Floppy Disk: Don’t worry, his time will come.