Biff and Dave
Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram
Biff is talking to a posh racegoer at the races.
Biff: Who’s running today?
Posh Racegoer: Take your pick from Steel Runner, Green Ambler, Catalack or G.I. Jogger.
Biff: Any tips?
Posh Racegoer: I’m afraid my knowledge only extends to horses.
Biff: I don’t understand.
Posh Racegoer: We had to bring in replacements, as the British public have had a recent fixation in eating our horses.
Biff: Erm…ok. So who, or what, are the runners?
Posh Racegoer: They’re experienced runners from Chrono Trigger.
The scene changes to show all four contestants in the Millennial Fair race from the SNES video game Chrono Trigger.