Biff and Dave

Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram

Biff and Dave are both working on their laptops.

Biff: Grr

Dave: What’s wrong Biff?

Biff: All these E.U. cookie regulations are getting on top of me.

Dave: In what way?

Biff: We keep receiving requests from our clients to implement an implied consent philosophy…

Dave: A what?

Biff: Exactly. Basically it’s to do with the recent E.U. law on web privacy.

Dave: Well, you could argue that localStorage is intrusive too. Not sure why they’re obsessed with cookies though.

The scene changes to show the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street, who is eating a bunch of cookies in front of a laptop.

Cookie Monster: Yum yum…must implement more cookie regulations!