Biff and Dave
Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram
Biff and Dave are both working on their laptops.
Dave: What’s wrong Biff?
Biff: All these E.U. cookie regulations are getting on top of me.
Dave: In what way?
Biff: We keep receiving requests from our clients to implement an implied consent philosophy…
Dave: A what?
Biff: Exactly. Basically it’s to do with the recent E.U. law on web privacy.
Dave: Well, you could argue that localStorage is intrusive too. Not sure why they’re obsessed with cookies though.
The scene changes to show the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street, who is eating a bunch of cookies in front of a laptop.
Cookie Monster: Yum yum…must implement more cookie regulations!