Biff and Dave
Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram
Biff and Dave find themselves in the middle of nowhere.
Dave: Where are we?
Biff: We’ve been transported into the video game Oblivion.
Biff turns around and notices that someone is walking towards them.
Biff: Look, it’s one of the Emperor’s guards, and he’s walking this way.
The guard stops to greet Biff and Dave.
Guard: You have my ear, Citizen.
Biff and Dave look puzzled at this statement before Biff pulls an ear from out of his pocket.
Biff: Ha ha. Look, he’s right. How did that get there?
The guard then turns angry.
Guard: Stop right there you criminal scum! Pay the court fine or serve your sentence.
Later in the day Biff and Dave find themselves in jail.
Biff: Well, that was weird.
Biff turns around and notices a skeleton hanging beside them.
Biff: Wow, what are you in for?
Skeleton: I was arrested for picking up a spoon that wasn’t mine.