Biff and Dave
Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram
Biff and Dave are both working in front of their laptops before Dave breaks the silence.
Dave: Man this new operating system from Microsoft is so intuitive.
Dave: I’m a PC and Windows 7 was my idea.
Biff reacts angrily
Biff: No it wasn’t! Stop pandering to those ridiculous adverts!
The room falls silent again, before Biff suddenly gets impatient with his computer
Biff: Man, why does it take so long to unzip a file these days?
Dave: What operating system are you using?
Biff: Vista.
Dave can barely contain his smugness
Dave: Oh that was definitely not my idea!